Thursday, October 14, 2004

Easy cleaning tips

Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog


7 comments:

  1. Lol, but oh poor cat. I could not bring myself to do that with mine. Great picture of the laughing dog.

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  2. Cute... but I know you well enough to know you would NOT consider this.  LOL.  

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  3. Thats adorable !

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  4. lol...omg!  good one celeste!!!  I love the dog too!

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  5. LOL!! OH THAT PICTURE IS TOO FUNNY CELESTE!!
    BY THE WAY, THANK YOU FOR THE EMAILS THAT YOU SENT TO ME. I LOVE GETTING THEM FROM YOU.:)
    KIM.

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  6. Oh my gosh!  That is too funny and the picture of the laughing dog is just too perfect for that story.  Once again, thank you for a very good laugh.

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