how the world works lately..
If a man cuts his finger off
while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames
the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
you blame television.
If your friend is shot
by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
and the passengers kill him instead,
the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long
to understand the world anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?
lol You bet your windows I will
ReplyDeleteYou can count on me IF my butt don't wrinkle first LOL wonder how come I got all the dreaded red X where there should be a pic? gg/Jackie
ReplyDeleteOkay if you want me to but really I think we all need to start taking responsbility for our actions. Paula
ReplyDeletewow-all those are sooo true! blame everyone else but the REAL reason.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't totally let those gun manufacturers off the hook. They finance the campaigns of many shady politicians. Just my opinion.
ReplyDeleteRuss
And here I was waiting for you to get to this profound commentary on the world we live in today!! ROFL!! I gotta remember to tell Pete. ;o) - Barbara
ReplyDeleteYep...this is the way it is I guess.
ReplyDeletePam
He's a beautiful horse!
ReplyDeleteLori