Saturday, August 18, 2007


Let's see if I understand

how the world works lately..

If a man cuts his finger off
while slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

your family blames
the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into
a tree  while driving home drunk,

he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren
  are brats without manners,

you blame television.

If your friend is shot

by a deranged madman,

you blame the gun

And if a crazed person breaks into
  the cockpit and tries to kill  the pilot at 35,000 feet,
and the passengers kill him instead,

the mother of the crazed deceased
  blames the airline.

I must have lived too long

to understand the world anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in
front of this computer,

I want all of you
  to blame Bill Gates...okay?


  1. lol You bet your windows I will

  2. You can count on me IF my butt don't wrinkle first LOL  wonder how come I got all the dreaded red X where there should be a pic? gg/Jackie

  3. Okay if you want me to but really I think we all need to start taking responsbility for our actions. Paula

  4. wow-all those are sooo true! blame everyone else but the REAL reason.

  5. I wouldn't totally let those gun manufacturers off the hook.  They finance the campaigns of many shady politicians.  Just my opinion.


  6. And here I was waiting for you to get to this profound commentary on the world we live in today!!  ROFL!!  I gotta remember to tell Pete.  ;o)  -  Barbara

  7. Yep...this is the way it is I guess.

  8. He's a beautiful horse!


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