I choked on a goat because I can't control myself.

This Is funny  - type out the sentence you end up with in the comment section.

Pick the month you were  born:

January--I  kicked

February--I loved

March--I smoked

April--I dry humped

May--I  choked on

June--I murdered

July--I did the Macarena with

August--I had  lunch with

September--I danced with

October--I sang to

November--I  yelled at

December--I ran over

Pick  the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a  birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a  Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my  dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my  science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed  animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your  mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball  bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck  Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football  player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an  ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless  guy

Pick  the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because  I'm cool like that

Black-----------because that's how I  roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because  the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I  want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm  cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone  offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my  family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a  ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself