Wednesday, June 7, 2006

I choked on a goat because I can't control myself.

This Is funny  - type out the sentence you end up with in the comment section.

Pick the month you were  born:

January--I  kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I  choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had  lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I  yelled at
December--I ran over


Pick  the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a  birdbath
2-------a monster

3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a  Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my  dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my  science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed  animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your  mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball  bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck  Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football  player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an  ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless  guy

Pick  the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because  I'm cool like that

Black-----------because that's how I  roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because  the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I  want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm  cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone  offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my  family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a  ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

14 comments:

  1. I kicked myself because I'm NOT a homosexual.

    : x

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  2. I already did this once, but it is a bit different because I have on a white shirt, today!  "I ran over my cell phone because I am cool like that"!  Last time I did it because I hate my family!  Jae

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  3. riverdaughter196June 7, 2006 at 12:48 PM

    I danced with a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and I do what I want.  lol

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  4. Hmmm...I smoked my brother because I`m not a ninja...lol! :o)))

    Sandra xxxx

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  5. Well, mine's the most perverted so far-
    I loved a phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
    LOL and good luck with the Doctor.
    Tess

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  6. I sang to a baseball bat because i'm cool like that.
    Terrie

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  7. I HAD LUNCH WITH MYSELF BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF! LOL
    LOVE,
    CARLENE

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  8. I smoked a phone because the voices told me to.

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  9. Ooops, Only I would mess that up!  I fouled!  I need a redo!

    I smoked a fireman because the voices told me to.

    Sorry.

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  10. Considering my sn.. you're gonna love this one:
    I yelled at an ipod because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Lol. Now, as to your sentence, that means for shirt color you said none..... hmm that worries me a little, lol. J/k.

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  11. By the way Mike's would be... I sang to your mom because I'm a ninja. Lol.

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  12. I choked on a gangster because I'm cool like that. LOL

    Lahoma

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  13. I danced with a monster because I'm a Ninja.   !!??!?!?!?    Why do I feel like I'm in 3rd or 4th grade again?  -  Barbara

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  14. I choked on my dog....cause I am good at that LOLOLOLOL....silly....Hugs..Ora

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