Friday, August 25, 2006

pasta diet

The Pasta Diet
1) You walka pasta the bakery.
2) You walka pasta the candy store.
3) You walka pasta the Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta the table and fridge.
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And for those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

9 comments:

  1. Celeste thank you for that ~ really made me laugh ~ Ally

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  2. Love it! - Angie (England!)

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  3. Wonderful - just love it lolol

    http://journals.aol.co.uk/jeanno43/JeannettesJottings/

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  4. Hehehehehehehe.....bon joir....have a great day...enjoyed the funny...takecare, TerryAnn

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  5. LOL on the Pasta Diet!  My dad has a saying when it comes to Italian food "The sauce is the same only the pasta changes."  And no, we're not Italian. :)

    Thanks for the laughs!

    Sheila
    http://journals.aol.com/wipforever/NeedlesandHooks

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  6. Got a good laugh out of the "speaking English" bit.  Thanks I needed that this morning.

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  7. Oh, thank you for giving us the "skinny" on diet and health.  ;o)  -  Barbara

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  8. Celeste
    I think I need to go on this pasta diet, LOL!  
    Sam

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