Happy Mother's Day
You know you are a mother when you're up each
night until 11 PM vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading,
unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping,
picking up, changing sheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with
homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes,
putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling,
feeding (them, NOT you), PLUS swinging, playing baseball, bike riding,
pushing trucks, cuddling dolls, rollerblading, basketball, football,
catch, bubbles, sprinklers, slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts,
jumping rope, PLUS raking, trimming, planting, edging, mowing,
gardening, painting, and walking the dog. You get up at 5:30 AM and you
have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet ...
you still managed to gain 10 pounds.